in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
close enough
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“There’s a head in the fridge.”
“I know.”
Whenever anybody tells you something about themselves, respond with an incredulous, “In this economy?”
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So, er, my pathetic attempts at female!Sherlock, because I was bored and blue-scarf-less :(
Jump aboard the fandom train…(because this show is so…asdhalkjd I can’t even. Amazing. Good. Fine. Yes, yes it’s all fine.)
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i like homestuck
no wait come back
Korra kissing Meme: Part 2
“An instant later he pulled me back into the blackest corner of the room, and I felt his warning hand upon my lips. The fingers which clutched me were quivering.”
The Empty House (via heterosexualholmesquotes)
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how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
i cant with this.
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And the Magpie steals the Final laugh
JM(As much as I doubt and hope they don’t bring him back, it’s a fun idea, isn’t it~?)
(PS- took me two months to finish this. Maybe I’ll have a creative life outside of this now? Coey gaveand me the initial idea ofor this one, and helped a great deal when i got stuck a couple times. Thanks, baby
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